Become an official card-carrying member of India’s most resilient internet movement. Born out of supreme internet sarcasm and peak Gen Z energy, this premium streetwear tee is dedicated to everyone who has ever been told they’re doing "nothing" while actively holding power accountable from the comfort of their lock screen.

Featuring a highly stylized, tech-infused vector graphic that transforms a symbol of survival into a tech-forward badge of honor, this design features circuit-board patterns and Wi-Fi signal antennae. Because let’s be honest: we aren't parasites—we're just highly connected citizens with a stable data plan and a point to make.

The Vibe: High-end satirical streetwear meets viral Indian meme culture.

Fabric: 100% cotton with 240 GSM heavyweight yet breathable for that perfect oversized drape. 

Fit & Style: Unisex oversized fit – designed with extra length and sleeve drop for a stylish slouch. Perfect for a relaxed, boxy, or oversized aesthetic. Pair it with baggy jeans or cargos for the ultimate "chronically online" look.

Care: Wash inside-out in cold water, dry on low heat. Flip it inside out before ironing